even though our escapees and pandora and belle have managed to hold both the prison doctor and the superintendant hostage, it looks like it’s still going to be a very tricky escape for our heroines
the superintendant’s assistant has phoned for back up to stage an ambush on the escaping prison van
fortunately so far the only casualty within the van so far as been the hostage doctor and superintendant
however, it looks like our heroines are using their superior positioning and the help of the mexican chick’s getaway vehicle to the fullest
oh and now that they broke out that’s the end of it! well good movie everyone it looks like we’ve had a final nipple count of 56
okay Belle is the oldicider who is being abused by the awful doctor
the blonde who is now the clinician’s assistant has reported the doctor’s awful tendencies to some of the other prisoners such as Pandora (black chick who was formerly in solitude)
ohhh jesus fucking christ lobotomy is terrifying
watching that doctor handling the drill that he’s going to be using to lobotomize with is absolutely harrowing
however, our escapees have hatched a totally batshit crazy plan to break back IN to jail
they begin by having one pose dead on the side of the road as a prison van approaches, and then having the other two jump him
using the remaining guard who is thankfully compliant with the wishes of our escapees, they drive the prison van back into the complex
thankfully we return to our escapees as they are trying to exchange some money during a robbery on the western union
mexican chick waxes the one robber by shooting thru her purse, and then forces him and his accomplice to go out and get shot by the cops
during the confusion though our heroines manage to escape from the police’s wary eyes
greeeeat and now it looks like pervy doctor dude is finally living up to his moustache’s implications and feeling up the oldicider
STOP THAT
STOP KISSING A PASSED OUT GIRL YOU FUCKING RAPIST
nipple count REGRETFULLY now 54 as the pervert doctor strips and photographs the drugged up chick
oh and now his suspenders are coming off
god i hope that he gets his ass murdered by prisoners during this film because if not i’ll be upset
aaaaaand they’re signing off on the lobotimization papers for the oldicider
and they’re making her sign a consent form with the implications that she’ll be able to be paroled
of course she’s drugged to shit while she’s signing it
meanwhile our escapees are trying to arrange for transportation and weaponry by contacting their old accomplices
nipple count 52
WOAH it looks like the guy who was engaging in the female wrestling was in fact a cop who was investigating prostitution
but it also looks like he picked the wrong time to stage a bust, because crazy mexican chick is NOT going to go down without a fight
sometimes a fight means pinning someone down while your accomplice bashes him over the head with a chair
nipple count 50
the blonde who committed oldicide got put into “correctional behavior training,” and the one blonde who assisted with the breakout got put into solitude
and they use their leverage from having a stolen cop car to pull over a family car and take that from them
with little explanation we’re suddenly shown “satisfying female wrestling” which is apparently different from prostitution because no one gets sexed, just tossed around in their underwear
WOAH and mexican chick makes breakout attempt number two while in the field where they’re collecting crops and shit for the government
WOAH laying the beatdown on a guard while they’re investigating a chick who fell off a tree is a smooth move
it was a miracle that she managed to make it to the truck before getting shot though
so it looks like we’ve got protagonist and psycho mexican chick on the run from the law now
aaaaaand a cop stops at the gas station where they’re getting the truck fixed up…
oh man good luck looks like he just needs to take a leak
ohhhh now they go from having stolen a government food truck to just stealing a cop car while the cop is taking a leak
ahahaha oh wow the best flipout from the cop after seeing his car stolen
nipple count 48
and i think that the second attempt to steal food just went sour due to accidental oldicide
oldicide is killing a really old person
that’s how it works
oh fuck it looks like they’re being BEHAVIORALLY CORRECTED for their little stunt there
which of course means electroshock therapy in the back room
i think that the mexican chick has it worse because she’s got to listen to the first chick getting shocked before she gets to go in there
oh holy shit her hair is going full bride of frankenstein after the shocking
oh it seems like they think that electroshock is bullshit at this point in history at least
mexican chick is now vowing to bust out before she gets “lit up like a christmas tree again”